I’m on the verge of giving notice at my job, at a place I’ve worked for nearly nine years, the school I came to straight out of high school. I have been here for 12… Sinking into sweet uncertainty

There’s a public desk at the front of my workplace with a daily calendar. Every year, the supervisor for that department buys a calendar she thinks will amuse and delight patrons. This year, she chose… “How stingy was he?”

Tylenol has a new ad campaign. Apparently, their hook is to tell us what to do to avoid using their product. Examples include: “stop slouching,” “eat breakfast,” and “lose weight.” The tagline “Feel better.” I… The wisdom to know the difference

I didn’t believe my Esteemed Colleague when she said Heath Ledger was dead. In fact, my exact response was, “No, he’s not.” He died the day before the fifth anniversary of my last drink. He… This disease kills.